Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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