My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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