Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My penis needs a shock collar
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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