My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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