so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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