i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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