We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Shame is for Republicans.
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