: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
