My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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