Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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