Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
