Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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