Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he fucked my hip out of place.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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