My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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