Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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