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just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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