Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
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Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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