Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
