she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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