I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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