On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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