JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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