How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
one might say we're banned from that church
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.