I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say