Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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