listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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