I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
it's like heaven, but drunker
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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