are you still at the devil's house?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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