Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
