Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.