So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.