I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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