I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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