NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
