Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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