Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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