Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that