she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.