my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it