Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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