She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
i think i just lost a toe
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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