How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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