There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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