Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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