Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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