3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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