i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
