I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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