Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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