At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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