problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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