She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My cat gives me a boner
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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