Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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