That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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