Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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