U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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