nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
